2 posts tagged “the daily show”
"Tony Snow, bring us home. Clearly tell us the highest levels of Iran's government are behind weapons shipments to Iraqi Shite militias."
[Tony Snow at White House briefing]: "Do we have a signed piece of paper from...from...uh Mr. Hamani or from President Ah-bah-ni-amah...amadi-na-jhad...signing off on this? No."
[Cue Jon Stewarts disgusted face]: "So we don't have any evidence of anything...because we might need something a little, you know, a little more definitive. Joint Chief of Staff General Pace, what do you think?"
[General Pace in an interview]: "...But I would not say based on what I know that the Iranian government clearly knows or is complicit."
[Back to JS]: "Oh...so...I guess we don't know that the government is involved."
[Tony Snow at the briefing]: "We know their Kud forces are involved. They're part of the Iranian revolutionary guard. That's part of the government."
[Once again, JS's hysterical 'What the???' face]: "I can't believe I'm gonna ask this: Mr. President, could you clarify this, please?"
Oh, how I love Jon Stewart.
And John Oliver is moving up my list.
(See The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, February 15, 2007 episode.)
Please, please keep giving me fake news! It's the only news I can stand to listen to anymore!
Good night. Sleep tight!
